An example of what it would be like for a BMW to race me....

[R4][N_M4l{3R]

Originally Posted by Ackbar00

Sure thing, you just roll it on over here to dayton

My car has plenty of top end, but really, who gives a fuck? I mean, there are just soooooo many places here in the states where you can run your car up to 191+ MPH

It's in the garage right now, but why race? Your best ET is 10.80, my best is 9.67. Thats drag racing for ya, doesn't even need to take place...

[ryno20005]

Originally Posted by Ackbar00

Come on over to Ohio, Ill show you a real nice time


http://www.coopster.net/Web%20Shares/booya.mpeg

Try that, I cut and paste it and it works fine for me.

i got a 69' chevelle ss plus twin 68' camarro ss's that say you go home a loser....ohio, pffhhh. nice try in your 5 point slow rustang.

[Frank de Jonge]

Anyway, this is a BMW forum and not a Stang Forum

[delatlanta1281]

Originally Posted by chandler

sooo.... basically an analogy is like this you retard: a hand to a glove is like a head to a hat...

you compared black balls (?????) to a BMW and yourself to a womans asshole??????

where are you going with this???? Honestly i really dont get it. Please try again......... white trash, ignorant, and now just plain retarded. hmmmm.....

[delatlanta1281]

Originally Posted by Ackbar00

no, it is a Analogy. Here, this should help:

Analogy is the comparison of two pairs which have the same relationship. The key is to ascertain the relationship between the first so you can choose the correct second pair. Part to whole, opposites, results of are types of relationships you should find.

Example:
Big black balls shoved in womans anus is to BMW trying to race Ackbar

AN ANALOGY
What good is making a point about English when you cannot string together a sentence properly?
Why don't you guys meet halfway?
What do you think rain?

[Ackbar00]

Originally Posted by GERMAN

hey assbar, what bmw would you beat around a track, the m3gtr,m3csl,formula 1 bmw, mclaren f1( with bmw engine), lemans bmw, which bmw do you think you could beat around a track?maybe a 318? if the best that ford motorsports has to off cant beat bmw or evan get close at any of the f1 tracks,touring car tracks, what chance does your whitetrash car have?why dont you take your car to a track close to where u live and race someone, making turns, or can you not turn left to right, i can bet you that there are a shit load of bmw's on here that would kick your ass around any track, not just m3's like carmens or dado's, you dont need something that powerful, im sure a modded 325,328 would stomp your inbread ass around any track.

Dude, check this out:

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/artma...pionship.shtml

The Mustang, beat the BMW, and that is not even Ford Motorsporsts best


I think it is funny you are bringing in race cars, and comparing them to my street car. That is OK, mabey if BMW made anything worth a damn in power production that didnt cost over $100k, you wouldnt have to do that

[Ackbar00]

Originally Posted by R4][N_M4l{3R

It's in the garage right now, but why race? Your best ET is 10.80, my best is 9.67. Thats drag racing for ya, doesn't even need to take place...

Sure it does, because you just never know untill you line up.

Take this Viper for example:

http://media.putfile.com/Ackbar-vs-Kenne-Bell-Viper

Had a shit loud more power than me, and I split it with him at 1 a peice.

[Ackbar00]

Originally Posted by ryno20005

i got a 69' chevelle ss plus twin 68' camarro ss's that say you go home a loser....ohio, pffhhh. nice try in your 5 point slow rustang.

Sure you do

[Ackbar00]

Originally Posted by delatlanta1281

AN ANALOGY
What good is making a point about English when you cannot string together a sentence properly?
Why don't you guys meet halfway?
What do you think rain?

Sorry there cheif, that is proper english for an example. Do a google if you like.
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/analogy.html

Nice try though

[Janissarie]

yeah assbar fubar wtf I would rather have a 100K BMW than any fuking cumstang imaginable

here is a link for you 10 sec BMWs 2.8L Bitch.

2X ten second BMW 325i turbos

Heheh did you know that a steering wheel from a BMW costs more than your cumstang that is just hillarious. damn I feel sorry for you man. Why dont you get a job or something or pimp your mom and sister so you can afford a better car.

[Ackbar00]

I like how suddenly, everone now has a car OTHER than their BMW that would beat me at the track. I find that comical

[Ackbar00]

Originally Posted by M3isgod

yeah assbar fubar wtf I would rather have a 100K BMW than any fuking cumstang imaginable

here is a link for you 10 sec BMWs 2.8L Bitch.

2X ten second BMW 325i turbos

Heheh did you know that a steering wheel from a BMW costs more than your cumstang that is just hillarious. damn I feel sorry for you man. Why dont you get a job or something or pimp your mom and sister so you can afford a better car.

Wow, cant find a car in the USA can you Guess what, I would rather drive a $100k car too myself you dipshit. God you are fucking lame

You think it is a good idea that a BMW steering wheel, cost more than my Mustang? Your kidding right?

Oh personal attacks, am I getting to you yet?

[chandler]

Originally Posted by Ackbar00

Sorry there cheif, that is proper english for an example. Do a google if you like.
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/analogy.html

Nice try though

NO NO NO!!!!

stay with the analogy thing. It is much funnier than you car. PLEASE??????

And by the way it is spelled C.H.I.E.F. CHIEF. phrase: He is the chief. Sentence: I will listen to you because you are the head CHIEF.

[Andrew]

Originally Posted by Ackbar00

Great first post, now lick my asshole

Fag

[Andrew]

Originally Posted by Ackbar00

Sorry there cheif, that is proper english for an example. Do a google if you like.
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/analogy.html

Nice try though

You are an absolute idoit. Notice how I used the word "AN". You use this before a word that begins with a vowel. He was talking about how you cant construct a sentance, he wasnt talking about the definition. You also spelled chief wrong, but we all make mistakes.