Did a sleep study last night

[Neo]

so I did a sleep study last night... I know now that I'm not into
long term bondage because I kept waking up pissed that I couldn't toss
and/or turn. HOWEVER... the first thing the guy said this morning was
"You weren't kidding when you said you snore. I mean it was
consistent and your oxygen levels kept dipping. How many times do you
think you woke yourself up?"

Then he asked me if I remember any dreams and when I said no he told
me from the readings he was getting I didn't dream at all. I was "completely conscious" the whole time I was asleep. I kinda remember flashes of things, running into an old friend, two girls making out and inviting me in, and something else... but every time I started dreaming I woke up almost immediately. The best part was after the flash of the two girls I woke up, looked at the infrared camera, and thought "Oh shit! I hope they didn't just get me jerking off on camera or something."

The only thing that really messed with me was the perception of time. I think the clock on the wall was wrong because the guy woke me up at what I thought was about 6:30. I took a shower to get rid of as much of the wax he used to keep the sensors on me, dressed and as I got in my car (about 45 minutes after waking up) I find that it's actually 5:40. My perception of time today is complete shit.

However, I highly recommend this to anyone who can't get a good night sleep and/or is told they snore/stop breathing at night. Now all I want are my results and maybe a time lapse video of what he recorded that slows down at the "interesting" stuff.

[Mac0485]

My dad did that, and they gave him a sleep apnea machine thats like a supercharger for your nose. Much better sleep considering he would stop breathing while he slept.

[Neo]

I was thinking about that, but who wants to bust out a "breathing machine" when you're at some girls house? I'm hoping I can get that surgery I've heard about. Quick slice with a laser and no more snoring/breathing issues.

... now if I could only stop giving away government secrets in my sleep I'd be golden.

[///MDreamin]

Originally Posted by Mac0485

...thats like a supercharger for your nose.

that gives me the silliest picture in my head...

[powerslave]

Originally Posted by Mac0485

My dad did that, and they gave him a sleep apnea machine thats like a supercharger for your nose. Much better sleep considering he would stop breathing while he slept.

I think my dad started rockin one of those a few years ago too.


I used to work in a hospital in high school, and the most retarded thing that hospital ever did was put the sleep apnea center next to us goons in the kitchen. I dont think they got much action over there because of us...