I hate dumb blonds!!

Midnight Shark · #1 (**permalink**) 09-16-2004, 09:44 PM

it was 2:10am. We were on our way home when a cop pulled me over and asked for my license and registration. My drunk passenger then blurted out "don't worry about him officer, he's got good eye-hand coordination." while motioning her hand as if jerking off. Seeing this, the cop asked me to step out of the car and put me through an array of tests. I passed all with flying colors, one short of the breathalizer test which I know would've been my downfall. He asked me if I was still capable of driving and I answered all his questions confidently. He later let me go and I avoided a possible DUI.

I had not slept for over 24 hours prior to this incident as I was working the night shift 12-8 the previous day, spent my whole day having the car detailed at BPG, then driving all the way back home to hang out with friends until the wee hours of the morning and having to do those tests were nothing short of torture.

I was really pissed off at the girl riding with me. So for her punishment, I am officially showing her cleavage (before things got hotter) I took just before I was gonna do a tequila body shot. (don't even ask where she put the salt!)