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Old 11-17-2004, 01:52 PM
 
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if anyone needs a hug
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http://grouphug.us/

some funny ass shit

I wonder if a guy or a girl wrote this one...

"i started going to church, my parents are proud of me, but i feel sort of bad because i started going just because im having sex with the preachers son."
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Old 11-17-2004, 02:03 PM
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"I molested a girl over the phone and now feel totally bad because i want to molest her in real life."

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Old 11-17-2004, 02:17 PM
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"The best three minutes of my day are spent sitting in front of a toilet masturbating and thinking of video games."

Who writes these things, or better yet, who would POST about them??? Good find Baer.
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:22 PM
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i recently found out that the girl i have been dating is actually a cousin of mine. We had never met nor had any knowledge that each other existed. We cant stop having sex because we both like it so much. I feel dirty.
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I think that the WWE Diva Shaniqua is sexy. There is just something sexy about a 6 ft chocolate woman with braid wearing S&M clothing. Her thighs and butt are awesome. I think that people who say she looks like a man are crazy.
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Old 11-17-2004, 05:32 PM
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Old 11-18-2004, 06:45 AM
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Old 11-18-2004, 11:31 AM
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I dissolved three types of poisons into my best friends drink to see what would happen.

He's in the hospitol for "consumpsion of water"

They have no idea it was me.

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Old 11-18-2004, 12:22 PM
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after taking a big dump i didn't wipe my ass well, now i have shit on my thong...my dog likes licking my underwear

I like to scratch my balls with my roomates electric toothbrush. This is normal right?


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I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

Soooo funny!
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