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Old 01-27-2006, 05:37 PM
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I heard Chuck Norris plays russin roulette with a semi automatic machine gun and wins.
lol thats the best one i have heard this post went from dado and his m3 to chuck norris
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HAHAHAHAHHA...... this thread has made my day

chuck norris you legend.....
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holy crap that's one huge trailer
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I heard Chuck Norris plays russin roulette with a semi automatic machine gun and wins.

semi automatic machine gun? thats an oxymoron. or more simply just moron... jk with ya not personal attack
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semi automatic machine gun? thats an oxymoron. or more simply just moron... jk with ya not personal attack
who brought the asshole??
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:20 PM
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who brought the asshole??

Your right, IM SORRY. that was assholish. sorry to be off topic

Very funny thread, i enjoyed reading it
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is the car having a body make over as well, or just an engine rebuild?
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Well you ready for this.. Yes im the asshole. obviously we all care who have posted or we wouldnt have looked here. So anyway I see DADO posted pics of his car real nice DADO maybe answer a question or two? I dont even know if DADO has the fastest BMW? Awww who cares he puts out videos of people doing stupid things on the streets which is funny and makes me wanna buy an M3 and sell my Nissan 350Z. Oh wait I did.
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Man I knew the Chuck Norris FACT was gonna be a winner
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does dado road race? I'd love to take a shot at that car.
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I heard when chuck norris gets blood drawn, he declines the syringe and request a handgun and a bucket.
I also heard he could eat 3 64oz steaks, in under and hour. And 45 of those minutes is fucking the waitress.
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