Why can't going to the dentist be like going to the car wash?

[Tom!]

I went to the dentist last week and I started asking myself this question...

Why can't going to the dentist be like going to the car wash?

Everytime I go to the dentist, can't I just have my teeth cleaned? No, instead I have to lie there and listen to the hygenist or whatever bitch and moan about how I need to floss more or brush in a trapeziod manner between my teeth. I pay them, dammit. I just want my teeth to be cleaned and be sent on my way. If I go to a car wash, they wash my car. That's it, no questions asked. People don't like to be badgered. Especially when they are lying on an uncomfortable slab of vinyl while the business end of a pneumatic tool (which sounds suspiciously similar to a Dremel) is in their mouth. Maybe this explains why adults don't go to the dentist.

Well enough of MY bitching and complaining...for now.

[MPower95]

yea seriously...it always confused me how we are paying to get our teeth cleaned...and they insist on bitching for like 45 minutes about our brushing...well hmmm we go to get our teeth cleaned for a reason! if they were perfectly clean and we were perfect brushers we wouldn't need to go...i actually left my last dentist b/c she was such a bitch...she actually made me fell bad...like if i should hate myself and i was a failure haha...my new dentist is hella funny shes all scared to say anything so she's like ok nice job brushing...could be a bit better...hehe but yea F*CK DENTISTS!

[kalib0y]

well i can be if the hygeneist had an awesome rack an rubbed them all over you head while she cleans. The ice pick in the mouth pain seem to disappear