Bird crap IN my car!

Kyldare · #1 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 07:05 PM

So this isn't exactly a question about how to clean it up, but somehow a bird managed to relieve itself in my car. All over my beautiful seats. I left the window of my car cracked open about 4 or 5 inches whilst I went inside to grab something. When I came back a short while later, there was bird spatter smattered about my interior. When I first saw all the bird crap in my car, I wasn't even mad. It was strange really, I was more amazed than anything else. Either the bird actually managed to fly into and defecate within my car, or produced one of the most miraculous shots since Beckham hit that free kick against Greece in 2002 (kudos to anybody that knows what I am talking about). Anyways, just thought I would share this simultaneously tragic and astounding event. Anyone have a better bird crap story?

aRussell · #2 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 07:59 PM

whoa! I don't know..that's going to be hard to top. I got nothin. Thank you for sharing.

overeasy · #3 (**permalink**) 10-13-2008, 08:43 AM

i left my drivers side window cracked overnight by accident, and the same thing happened to me but not as bad. they have pretty good aim

Jaffa_007 · #4 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 07:15 PM

set-up a video camera in case the bird wants more practice on that trick shot???

Xear0 · #5 (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 05:59 AM

haha its not bird crap per se, but one time i left my drivers window down after i got home after work. i had walked inside to get a beer and start washing the car. when i came back THERE WAS A DEAD BIRD IN MY PASSENGER SEAT.

apparently he had flown in at high speed, and thinking he could pass thru was told otherwise by my clean, clear passenger window. i assuming it snapped his neck instantly lol.

again, like you said, i wasnt even mad, i was more like "WTF???"

Maverick1225 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-15-2008, 10:09 PM

Moral of the story: Next time save up money to hire a assassin to kill that bird.

Lol, but no really, that's a pretty interesting story.

TheProPilot · #7 (**permalink**) 11-17-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyldare

So this isn't exactly a question about how to clean it up, but somehow a bird managed to relieve itself in my car. All over my beautiful seats. I left the window of my car cracked open about 4 or 5 inches whilst I went inside to grab something. When I came back a short while later, there was bird spatter smattered about my interior. When I first saw all the bird crap in my car, I wasn't even mad. It was strange really, I was more amazed than anything else. Either the bird actually managed to fly into and defecate within my car, or produced one of the most miraculous shots since Beckham hit that free kick against Greece in 2002 (kudos to anybody that knows what I am talking about). Anyways, just thought I would share this simultaneously tragic and astounding event. Anyone have a better bird crap story?

...hit a bird at 100 on the freeway and it crapped when it realized it wasn't going to get out of the way in time....

"it won't COME OFF.... the washer fluid JUST MAKES IT WORSE!" LoL

bmw528i · #8 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 10:14 AM

Wow, that really sucks. I actually saw a bird flying around inside a car parked next to mine a few weeks back. Oddly enough, the windows were rolled up. At first I didn't think anything of it, but once the sight registered in my head I did one of those classic double takes with the look of bewilderment on my face. I scratched my head and proceeded on my way.

Xear0 · #9 (**permalink**) 12-05-2008, 11:43 AM

with the windows rolled up? LOL

pj69pl · #10 (**permalink**) 12-06-2008, 07:04 PM

lol he was checking out your car and when he saw how nice it was he just crapped his pants (or seats in you case) heh

Nitrious · #11 (**permalink**) 12-08-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheProPilot

...hit a bird at 100 on the freeway and it crapped when it realized it wasn't going to get out of the way in time....

"it won't COME OFF.... the washer fluid JUST MAKES IT WORSE!" LoL

I have one similar to that, but i was riding motorbike, and the fricking bird dislocated my shoulder, AND crapped on my jacket.... Unforunate though, the bird lived to tell the tale....

bmw528i · #12 (**permalink**) 12-08-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Xear0

with the windows rolled up? LOL

Yeah, completely rolled up. That's why the sight was so troubling. I thought maybe it was a candid camera situation.

jbracefan1977 · #13 (**permalink**) 04-28-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nitrious

I have one similar to that, but i was riding motorbike, and the fricking bird dislocated my shoulder, AND crapped on my jacket.... Unforunate though, the bird lived to tell the tale....

damn!

Kyldare · #14 (**permalink**) 05-05-2009, 10:18 AM

Holy crap this thread is old... We've got thread digging out the anoose!

asoccerdude113 · #15 (**permalink**) 06-10-2009, 05:04 PM

Beckhams shot was amazing