Funny stuff from IS300 board

BryanJ · #1 (**permalink**) 09-12-2002, 10:05 PM

I thought it was funny.... just want to share....

http://www.is300.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13317178

enjoy,
Bryan

LagunaSecaBlue · #2 (**permalink**) 09-12-2002, 10:19 PM

the moral of this story:

ARMORALL SUX!

kwei · #3 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by BryanJ
I thought it was funny.... just want to share....

http://www.is300.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13317178

enjoy,
Bryan

Yea thats pretty funny. I think that guy is famous now...I've seen this link a few places now...poor guy.

J

switlikbob · #4 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 06:44 AM

That's is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. He may as well put Vaseline on his tires. THe funniest part is that he doesn't think the AA made him crash. Of course it did. Let's see, oil & water...the don't mix...lol...I guess he is one of those people that puts a 5 foot spoiler on his car, becuase he thinks it looks good and makes his car faster too...oh well, I guess some people have to learn the hard way...

fizler · #5 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 07:02 AM

I'd had A.A. on my steering wheel before. Not a fun way to make turns.

Why do all those people think its ungodly to drive with traction control off!? What the hell were these people doing a few years ago before it was even around?

kwei · #6 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by fizler
What the hell were these people doing a few years ago before it was even around?

...not taking it for granted: )

J

unban vb pls. · #7 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 07:43 AM

now I know what to do if I want to do power slide...

kwei · #8 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 07:46 AM

haha it would be pretty funny if we all went on there and just started saying how it wasnt the AA, its because the IS300 is an inferior car, and the e36 would never have that problem. LOL I dont think they would like that much : )

J

AaronM3 · #9 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 02:19 PM

man... sooner or later they are going to require you to be a certain age and IQ to use armour all. What a freaking moron... AA on your wheels. " gee mom.. look... all peeeerrrrttttyyy and shhhiinny"

E30M3Power · #10 (**permalink**) 09-13-2002, 03:43 PM

ok . .lets not be to rude . .atleast if your gonna do AA on the whole tire for a car show or something . . .DO A BURNOUT BEFORE STARTING YOUR DRIVE!!

#11 (**permalink**) 09-14-2002, 06:18 AM

OMG!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe that thread is for real........

steve

Ces · #12 (**permalink**) 09-14-2002, 06:40 AM

Where I get my car washed at they seem to get armor all all over the floor... so when you go to hop into your car and drive off... lets just say the next 20 minutes are a true test of your driving skill

AlfaNick · #13 (**permalink**) 09-14-2002, 07:31 AM

The guy has problems, but so do many of you!

AA wasn't the sole reason for his crash.
Excessive speed for the conditions was. So was the fact that he switched off the traction control. One other BIG reason was that his tyres were not "broken-in" yet. As any blithering idiot should know, new tyres need at least 300-500 kilometers to "break-in".

READ THE PHUCIN' MANUAL YOU GET WHEN YOU BUY THE NEW TYRES!!! It says something to the effect that you've got to take it easy for a few hundred kilometers (or miles, whichever the case may be). If you did not get a manual or instructions to take it easy, then the dealer/manufacturer phuced-up.

In any event, EVERYONE should know that new tyres need some "break-in" time.

AA would have worn off after a few hundred meters of driving, but the coating put on the tyres by the manufacturers DOES NOT!
Rubber also needs "curing time".

...and you guys laugh at the bastards stupidity!!!

PHUC!

Iniquity · #14 (**permalink**) 09-14-2002, 09:58 AM

that reminds me... i'm a little peeved at the car wash.. living in an apt during the school year i have no access to a hose.. so i opt to get a hand wash at some car wash place.. they went too far past the sidwalls and too much of the treads.. not much... but I could feel it.. enough for me to have to take turns slower without slipping.... but i'm pretty sure it's all gone now..

FiKtIOn · #15 (**permalink**) 09-14-2002, 01:40 PM

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The guy has problems, but so do many of you! AA would have worn off after a few hundred meters of driving

Actually, thats a negative.

Just like hydoplaning, your tires ride on top of the water, rather than channeling it, thats what the oil in the armorall was doing. It was actually creating that effect...

We all know oil is more dense than water, therefore water wont penetrate it, water will just ride on top it, not wash it off..So, no channeling was occuring in the treads anyhow..

So, before you have your period again, make sure your local convenience store has an ample suppy of tampons or pads in stock.

We all know the dude is idiot. End of story.