| Ok so a Rich man and a poor man are talking to eachother in the supermarket. they both know they just got married and asked eachother what they bought their wifes. the rich man says " i got her a new shiny BMW M3 and a beautiful ring" the poor man asks why did you give her both he replies " if she dosnt like the M3 she has the ring" so the rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife. the poor man says " a pair of slippers and a dildo" so the rich man says why thoes 2 things and the poor man says " if she dont like the slippers she can go fuck herself" |