I would like to put up for sale, an almost 23 year old Mexican Male. Known for drinking and talking back. Also very threatening, but nothing a little Red Robins cant fix. Can often be found driving around in a yellow penor, which I will include with the sale of the Mexican. May be wanted by several police departments in several counties, states and/or countries. Dont dare try and take away his phone because he does have the tendency to bite. Starting bid
$500, do I hear $500. No? Um...how about we start this off at $50? I mean, just think of it as getting a yellow penor for $50 and getting a free driver with it
ps. You will need to buy a case of hair gel, he goes through it rather quickly.
